Lifehack: Go to a music school and keep calling an alpine horn a Ricola horn and see how many musicians you annoy.
GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE
She’d rather lose him…permanently.
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Adopted this cutie this weekend! :D
Her name is Belle. ^^
thank u for saving bi lions
Some people never change. Some do…
I painted these portraits as a very fond tribute to the characters whose story essentially defined my life between the ages of 10 and 15. They are available individually or all together in my INPRNT shop!
sometimes i wish i was an animorph just so i could become a nothlit of a cool animal and not have to worry about the future
here comes the purrrrrride
"Why are you so rude to people who send you creepy tumblr asks?"
Because I want people to be afraid to send me creepy tumblr asks
Why should creepy creepsters deserve respect?
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
what the fUCK
In a just and fair world, passing out passive aggressive notes like this would be met with vicious sack-beatings. Then we’d see who reconsiders their choices.
who do i stab
"Have a nice weekend," my boss once said as I was leaving on a Friday. But then I realized it—outside of work, he has no authority over me! No, I will NOT have a nice weekend, I told myself, as I rolled around in a mud puddle to assure my misery.
Teen-Age Romance #78, November 1960, cover by Vince Colletta and Stan Goldberg