Fancy Duck Package

Lifehack: Go to a music school and keep calling an alpine horn a Ricola horn and see how many musicians you annoy.

cyborglovesong:

GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE

She’d rather lose him…permanently.

have you ever made so many gay characters you forget straight people exist

theory: mourning doves are actually the happiest birds in the word

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.

ambergerr7:

Adopted this cutie this weekend! :D

Her name is Belle. ^^

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

kristinkemper:

Some people never change. Some do…

I painted these portraits as a very fond tribute to the characters whose story essentially defined my life between the ages of 10 and 15. They are available individually or all together in my INPRNT shop!

sometimes i wish i was an animorph just so i could become a nothlit of a cool animal and not have to worry about the future

unimpressedcats:

here comes the purrrrrride

unimpressedcats:

here comes the purrrrrride

kateordie:

"Why are you so rude to people who send you creepy tumblr asks?"

Because I want people to be afraid to send me creepy tumblr asks

Why should creepy creepsters deserve respect?

emmyc:

reverse falconer

emmyc:

reverse falconer

itswalky:

therobotmonster:

hughdancyying:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK



In a just and fair world, passing out passive aggressive notes like this would be met with vicious sack-beatings. Then we’d see who reconsiders their choices.

who do i stab

"Have a nice weekend," my boss once said as I was leaving on a Friday. But then I realized it—outside of work, he has no authority over me! No, I will NOT have a nice weekend, I told myself, as I rolled around in a mud puddle to assure my misery.

itswalky:

therobotmonster:

hughdancyying:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

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In a just and fair world, passing out passive aggressive notes like this would be met with vicious sack-beatings. Then we’d see who reconsiders their choices.

who do i stab

"Have a nice weekend," my boss once said as I was leaving on a Friday. But then I realized it—outside of work, he has no authority over me! No, I will NOT have a nice weekend, I told myself, as I rolled around in a mud puddle to assure my misery.

comicbookcovers:

Teen-Age Romance #78, November 1960, cover by Vince Colletta and Stan Goldberg

comicbookcovers:

Teen-Age Romance #78, November 1960, cover by Vince Colletta and Stan Goldberg

katibishop:

glowcloud:

the ultimate ally is here

#top this macklemore

does this mean he let betty and veronica die

katibishop:

glowcloud:

the ultimate ally is here

does this mean he let betty and veronica die