Fancy Duck Package
brickleberrypony:

GOD THIS PIECE OF CRAP CHARACTER
OKAY LEMME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT “FLIGHT TO CLOUD CASTLE”
THIS WHOLE EPISODE WAS ABOUT THIS LOSER LINK-RIPOFF NAMED “GARTH” TRYING TO RESCUE THIS PRINCESS “ARIEL”, AND HE’S TOTALLY PATHETIC BUT THE PONIES HELP HIM ANYWAY CUZ THEY’RE COOL LIKE THAT. (4 FOR YOU, PONIES)
WE ARE INTRODUCED TO HIM AS WE FIND HIM HARASSING A BIRD FOR HIS OWN SELFISH GAINS, AND THEN BEFORE THE PONIES CAN EVEN SAY ‘HI’ TO HIM HE TRIES TO GRAB HEARTTHROB AND FORCE HER TO GIVE HIM A RIDE AND HE CONSISTENTLY ACTS LIKE A SELFISH LITTLE JERK TOWARDS THE PONIES (SUCH AS BY LETTING A BRANCH HIT THEIR FACES WHEN HE WALKS AHEAD OF THEM, ALSO THE ENTIRE EPISODE IS CITEABLE BASICALLY)
THE WHOLE REASON HE NEEDS TO ‘RESCUE HIS TRUE LOVE’ IS TO PROVE THAT HE’S WORTHY FOR HER - EXCEPT THE PONIES BASICALLY DO ALL THE HARD WORK FOR THIS WORTHLESS SCHMUCK
LOOK AT THIS SMUG DOUCHE HE’S LIKE A ‘NICE GUY’ PERSONIFIED

AFTER HE SINGS AN ENTIRE SONG ABOUT ALL THE STUFF HE WOULD DO ‘FOR HIS TRUE LOVE,’ HE GIVES UP AT THE FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE ABOUT A MINUTE LATER AND BLAMES IT ON THE PONIES. 
SO THE PONIES BASICALLY CARRY HIM THROUGH EVERY CHALLENGE AND TRIAL, AND THEN HE WAKES THE SLEEPING CHICK WITH A KISS - AND WHEN SHE STATES THAT SHE’S ‘NOT READY TO FALL IN LOVE’, HE LITERALLY SAYS, “I WOKE YOU FROM THE SPELL, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MINE NOW”
LOOK AT THIS SEXIST PIECE OF SHIT CRYING ABOUT THE FRIENDZONE WHEN HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A FOOT WITH A SHIT PERSONALITY AND VICTIM COMPLEX AND SHE LOOKS LIKE PRINCESS ZELDA
AND THEN WHEN THE CASTLE STARTS FALLING (DOOMING EVERYONE TO THEIR DEATH), HE STATES “WHY SHOULD I BOTHER [HELPING US NOT DIE]? I DON’T CARE ANYMORE” BECAUSE HEAVEN FORBID HE BE FRIENDZONED BY A CHICK HE JUST MET
THE PONIES PHYSICALLY HAVE TO FORCE HIM TO SAVE EVERYONE’S LIVES. AND THEN HE CONTINUES TO CALL ARIEL “MY BELOVED” EVEN THOUGH SHE’S MADE IT CLEAR SHE HAS NO INTEREST IN HIM.
AND THEN THE PONIES PRESSURE ARIEL INTO LIKING HIM BECAUSE THEY CRY THAT IT’S “NOT FAIR,” PONIES WHY ARE YOU BUYING INTO HIS SEXIST BULLCRAP????

SO ARIEL FINISHES BY SAYING “WELL, THERE’S ALWAYS THAT POSSIBILITY… [THAT I WILL LOVE HIM]” AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT TRUE LOVE INVOLVES BEING A COWARDLY LITTLE SHIT WHO MAKES EVERYONE ELSE DO THE HARD WORK FOR YOU, BULLYING THE WOMAN YOU “LOVE” INTO LOVING YOU, AND THREATENING DEATH ON PEOPLE IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR WAY. A+ MORAL MY LITTLE PONY.

WORST ENDING TO WORST EPISODE, AND YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A FOOT YOU OBNOXIOUS LITTLE TURD
W … WAIT WHAT’S HAPPENING IN THE CORNER THERE

GOOD FOR YOU, HOMOSEXUAL SUITORS, AT LEAST SOMEONE GETS A HAPPY ENDING THEY ACTUALLY DESERVE

Oh shit, bronies were canon in the 1980’s.

brickleberrypony:

GOD THIS PIECE OF CRAP CHARACTER

OKAY LEMME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT “FLIGHT TO CLOUD CASTLE”

THIS WHOLE EPISODE WAS ABOUT THIS LOSER LINK-RIPOFF NAMED “GARTH” TRYING TO RESCUE THIS PRINCESS “ARIEL”, AND HE’S TOTALLY PATHETIC BUT THE PONIES HELP HIM ANYWAY CUZ THEY’RE COOL LIKE THAT. (4 FOR YOU, PONIES)

WE ARE INTRODUCED TO HIM AS WE FIND HIM HARASSING A BIRD FOR HIS OWN SELFISH GAINS, AND THEN BEFORE THE PONIES CAN EVEN SAY ‘HI’ TO HIM HE TRIES TO GRAB HEARTTHROB AND FORCE HER TO GIVE HIM A RIDE AND HE CONSISTENTLY ACTS LIKE A SELFISH LITTLE JERK TOWARDS THE PONIES (SUCH AS BY LETTING A BRANCH HIT THEIR FACES WHEN HE WALKS AHEAD OF THEM, ALSO THE ENTIRE EPISODE IS CITEABLE BASICALLY)

THE WHOLE REASON HE NEEDS TO ‘RESCUE HIS TRUE LOVE’ IS TO PROVE THAT HE’S WORTHY FOR HER - EXCEPT THE PONIES BASICALLY DO ALL THE HARD WORK FOR THIS WORTHLESS SCHMUCK

LOOK AT THIS SMUG DOUCHE HE’S LIKE A ‘NICE GUY’ PERSONIFIED

AFTER HE SINGS AN ENTIRE SONG ABOUT ALL THE STUFF HE WOULD DO ‘FOR HIS TRUE LOVE,’ HE GIVES UP AT THE FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE ABOUT A MINUTE LATER AND BLAMES IT ON THE PONIES.

SO THE PONIES BASICALLY CARRY HIM THROUGH EVERY CHALLENGE AND TRIAL, AND THEN HE WAKES THE SLEEPING CHICK WITH A KISS - AND WHEN SHE STATES THAT SHE’S ‘NOT READY TO FALL IN LOVE’, HE LITERALLY SAYS, “I WOKE YOU FROM THE SPELL, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MINE NOW”

LOOK AT THIS SEXIST PIECE OF SHIT CRYING ABOUT THE FRIENDZONE WHEN HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A FOOT WITH A SHIT PERSONALITY AND VICTIM COMPLEX AND SHE LOOKS LIKE PRINCESS ZELDA

AND THEN WHEN THE CASTLE STARTS FALLING (DOOMING EVERYONE TO THEIR DEATH), HE STATES “WHY SHOULD I BOTHER [HELPING US NOT DIE]? I DON’T CARE ANYMORE” BECAUSE HEAVEN FORBID HE BE FRIENDZONED BY A CHICK HE JUST MET

THE PONIES PHYSICALLY HAVE TO FORCE HIM TO SAVE EVERYONE’S LIVES. AND THEN HE CONTINUES TO CALL ARIEL “MY BELOVED” EVEN THOUGH SHE’S MADE IT CLEAR SHE HAS NO INTEREST IN HIM.

AND THEN THE PONIES PRESSURE ARIEL INTO LIKING HIM BECAUSE THEY CRY THAT IT’S “NOT FAIR,” PONIES WHY ARE YOU BUYING INTO HIS SEXIST BULLCRAP????

SO ARIEL FINISHES BY SAYING “WELL, THERE’S ALWAYS THAT POSSIBILITY… [THAT I WILL LOVE HIM]” AND THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS THAT TRUE LOVE INVOLVES BEING A COWARDLY LITTLE SHIT WHO MAKES EVERYONE ELSE DO THE HARD WORK FOR YOU, BULLYING THE WOMAN YOU “LOVE” INTO LOVING YOU, AND THREATENING DEATH ON PEOPLE IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR WAY. A+ MORAL MY LITTLE PONY.

WORST ENDING TO WORST EPISODE, AND YOU STILL LOOK LIKE A FOOT YOU OBNOXIOUS LITTLE TURD

W … WAIT WHAT’S HAPPENING IN THE CORNER THERE

GOOD FOR YOU, HOMOSEXUAL SUITORS, AT LEAST SOMEONE GETS A HAPPY ENDING THEY ACTUALLY DESERVE

Oh shit, bronies were canon in the 1980’s.

itswalky:

siphersaysstuff:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

"Dr. James" amuses me. "Let’s add at least one more female and be done”…

Yes, actually, let’s add at least one more woman to the cast.

Did you know that when you go outside, OVER HALF of the people out there are girls????

FEMINISM RUN AMUCK

Funnily enough, I bet a lot of people would play a Smash Sisters.

So called ‘late-bloomers’ get a bad rap. Sometimes the people with the greatest potential often take the longest to find their path because their sensitivity is a double edged sword- it lives at the heart of their brilliance, but it also makes them more susceptible to life’s pains. Good thing we aren’t being penalized for handing in our purpose late. The soul doesn’t know a thing about deadlines.
Jeff Brown  (via thatkindofwoman)
cherryspices:

DisfiguredStick
ryannorth:

davidmalki:

"Former relationship expert Ryan North takes you on a truth-spittin’, no-holds-barred journey through the frontiers of the genderclash…Finally daring to describe fundamental natural laws that the P.C. police (and Obama-style self-appointed guardians of ‘politeness’) would rather be forgotten!
"Learn about:
• The 12 Rules Of Power Play (Hint: There’s more than 12!)
• What Penguins Do In Private – And Why We Don’t Do The Same (Anymore)
• Five ‘Magic’ Words That Guarantee She’ll Never Forget You, Ever
• The Rule Of Archimedes – In The Bedroom And The Boardroom And The Boardwalk And Park Place, Too…If You Want It, Take It!
• Wandering Womb Syndrome – Ancient Myth Or Mere Superstition? Or Something More?
• Giving Her The ‘Secret Loyalty Test’ – Before She Gives It To You
• Beat Any Paternity Suit! How To Microwave Your DNA – For Good
• Nineteen Spam-Filter-Beating Synonyms For ‘Misandry’ That Have Increasingly Cruel Connotations
• How To Deserve Any Job You Want – From Birth
• ‘I Can’t Be An Asshole If I’m Right’ – Proving This Old Maxim With Ironclad Logic
• The #1 Haircut For Getting Married – And Staying Married, If That’s What You Want
• I’m Sorry, But You Should Never Apologize. And That’s A Canadian Speaking!”
[ BOOKWAR ]

This book is a HORRIBLE LIE.  Just horrible.  I did not write this book.
The book I wrote was called NOT ALL POKÉMEN and was a documentary about Pokémon and the men who catch them (they call themselves “Pokémen”) 
(but it was only about some of them, because there are a lot of Pokémen out there and I was up against a deadline)
ALSO FOR THE RECORD THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF -ANDRY I’M INTERESTED IN, AND IT IS

[BOOKWAR]

ryannorth:

davidmalki:

"Former relationship expert Ryan North takes you on a truth-spittin’, no-holds-barred journey through the frontiers of the genderclash…Finally daring to describe fundamental natural laws that the P.C. police (and Obama-style self-appointed guardians of ‘politeness’) would rather be forgotten!

"Learn about:

• The 12 Rules Of Power Play (Hint: There’s more than 12!)

• What Penguins Do In Private – And Why We Don’t Do The Same (Anymore)

• Five ‘Magic’ Words That Guarantee She’ll Never Forget You, Ever

• The Rule Of Archimedes – In The Bedroom And The Boardroom And The Boardwalk And Park Place, Too…If You Want It, Take It!

• Wandering Womb Syndrome – Ancient Myth Or Mere Superstition? Or Something More?

• Giving Her The ‘Secret Loyalty Test’ – Before She Gives It To You

• Beat Any Paternity Suit! How To Microwave Your DNA – For Good

• Nineteen Spam-Filter-Beating Synonyms For ‘Misandry’ That Have Increasingly Cruel Connotations

• How To Deserve Any Job You Want – From Birth

• ‘I Can’t Be An Asshole If I’m Right’ – Proving This Old Maxim With Ironclad Logic

• The #1 Haircut For Getting Married – And Staying Married, If That’s What You Want

• I’m Sorry, But You Should Never Apologize. And That’s A Canadian Speaking!”

[ BOOKWAR ]

This book is a HORRIBLE LIE.  Just horrible.  I did not write this book.

The book I wrote was called NOT ALL POKÉMEN and was a documentary about Pokémon and the men who catch them (they call themselves “Pokémen”)

(but it was only about some of them, because there are a lot of Pokémen out there and I was up against a deadline)

ALSO FOR THE RECORD THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF -ANDRY I’M INTERESTED IN, AND IT IS

[BOOKWAR]

dragondicks:

needsmoarg4:

chickennuggetpower:

ah yes, this is all thanks to the bronies
of course

and yet they still need a set of instructions to not be embarrassed when they ask for the toy

I can’t believe bronies are still trying to pat themselves on the back for “changing social stigmas” lmfao

I was nice to someone once so therefore any time someone is nice in the world it is thanks to ME and ME ALONE.

dragondicks:

needsmoarg4:

chickennuggetpower:

ah yes, this is all thanks to the bronies

of course

and yet they still need a set of instructions to not be embarrassed when they ask for the toy

I can’t believe bronies are still trying to pat themselves on the back for “changing social stigmas” lmfao

I was nice to someone once so therefore any time someone is nice in the world it is thanks to ME and ME ALONE.

Okay, how come nobody talks about this other song Elsa sings?

framexframe:

Disney’s A Goofy Movie

queenvproduction:

On Saturday I attended #AwesomeCon, DC’s first comic book convention, and it was amazing. My #Cosplay was Valerie from #JosieAndThePussyCats. I may blog about my experience so stay tuned for that :) #queenvproduction #cosplayingwhileblack #comicbook #convention

queenvproduction:

On Saturday I attended #AwesomeCon, DC’s first comic book convention, and it was amazing. My #Cosplay was Valerie from #JosieAndThePussyCats. I may blog about my experience so stay tuned for that :) #queenvproduction #cosplayingwhileblack #comicbook #convention

daily-dragon:

d0gbl0g:

ahaha

I’ve never seen an image that speaks to me more.

daily-dragon:

d0gbl0g:

ahaha

I’ve never seen an image that speaks to me more.

sketchit26:

thought i color it :)

sketchit26:

thought i color it :)